Ms. j1mson would like to send out a dedication to king cyor
Dearest Mz Demaenor, i love you with all my life…your the best thing that’s happened to me and the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen. Please be my valentine. Love, your secret admirer
Sassy…you are my love and forever I love you! XOXO
My dedication is too my wife joamma- you are the love of my life! -MICHI
Hello this is your weekly report. Last night I received the following message from price of dkm. “Hello imob world and palringo friends and foe. My name is young G . I will be offically taking over Da Killa mob ( DKM ) . Price will no longer lead the dkm crew because quit frankly my Father doesn’t have the time to anymore. That’s right price is my father of 19 years. So any old beef will be dead I know about it all as my father has informed me of friends and foe . To tru the leader of dcm that old beef with you and my pops is no more. To BB I can assure u there will be no more pictures of your child being posted by my pops I have took the liberty of deleting them from his iPhone. I am not new to the game and welcome the opportunity of building a fine crew of men and woman. I realize this may take some time for some to figure out if this is one of my fathers sick little head games but I assure that it is not. I AM my own man so please respect and cheat me as such. Thank you for listening” So did he really give away his imob to his son young g? Or is this good timing after price got his ass kicked by Michi. Michi has accepted this to be young g and has ordered a ceasefire on price/young g. Many others were not as convinced. Matty, kide cop, and Ninja continued to hassle price/young g in the tru friend pal room. Kide argued “if you’re not price you should reset his imob, stats suck anyway.” Ninja said “20 k losses coming up somebody give me a link” the fate of price and dkm has yet to be decided.
In other news Fleem is attempting to flip all of dcms stats (apparently). Fleem claims he is hitting only jasonuk in response to queen BB, jenny t , and blackmagik hitting Nur2004bitch. He went on to say, “if dcm wants to hit legits, im gonna hit legits”and “after jasons flipped im going for al the other legits”. No comment from DCM. In the michi room there was a sudden appearance from mean michi’s mom in the michi room ordering michi around including “no more electronics until you chain MJG” That is all for now KEEP THE DRAMA FREASH!!!
IMOBNEWS: Hello would you like to do an interview?
MEAN MICHI MOM: Sure, would be great.
IMOBNEWS: So why does Michi hate his mom so much
MEAN MICHI MOM: He actually loves his mom and I love him.
IMOBNEWS: Does Michi’s mom paly imob?
MEAN MICHI MOM: No.
IMOBNEWS: So why does Michi’s mom go on pal?
MEAN MICHI MOM: To tell him to do his chores.
IMOBNEWS: Do you have any naked baby pictures of Michi?
MEAN MICHI MOM: For Michi’s sake, I will not say.
IMOBNEWS: Ok. So what was Michi like as a kid?
MEAN MICHI MOM: Is this all? I need to clean Michi’s drawers…
Michi started out as a good little kid
IMOBNEWS: And then what?
MEAN MICHI MOM: And as he grew up, he turned into a rebellious gangster we all love and respect
IMOBNEWS: So does he still live with his mom?
MEAN MICHI MOM: Yes and no. I come over weekly to make sure he is doing all good, but my little baby can support himself just fine.
IMOBNEWS: Ok final question. Is this coltz?
MEAN MICHI MOM: No, I am MEAN MICHI MOM
If any of you little gangsters claim to know who it is, it is not true.
IMOBNEWS: Ok thank you for your time Michi’s mom.
MEAN MICHI MOM: I exist only to bully, and protect Michi.
Thank you interview person, I now have to clean Michi’s drawers. Goodbye.
IMOBNEWS: Goodbye much respect.
MEAN MICHI MOM: Much respect to you.
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I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO MY INTERVIEW WITH A LOST KING OF AFO!!!
IMOBNEWS: When did you first start imob?
A LOST KING: On the first day it came out – within hours of the Appstore updating. I used to be a 100 code. I guess that was way back. I’ve seen many changes around iMob, good and bad.
IMOBNEWS: Do you still use that original account?
A LOST KING: No, it was on a unjailbroken phone, that broke. I got a new phone the next week, and started up again, with a still pretty old code, I’m now a 113 code
IMOBNEWS: What was the first week of imob like?
A LOST KING: It was crazy! There were no hacks, so everyone was equal! There was much more strategy needed. But there also was cheating. Some people went into negative money, so they could buy massive amounts of property and items. And others changed their iPhone’s clock to trick the game into thinking 3 hours had passed bye, which restored their energy, stamina and health
IMOBNEWS: Were there lots of server crashes?
A LOST KING: Haha, not too many actually. But the servers bogged up quite a bit. For the first couple days, the fights system was down except to older players who had accelerated in their levels and had gone quite ahead (usually level 30 in this case)
IMOBNEWS: What was top mob like?
A LOST KING: For the first three weeks, me and another player, who’s name was his code, battled for all four positions. At that time they were: banked amount, fights won, kills, and mob amount
IMOBNEWS: When did banked account get taken off top mob?
A LOST KING: Last-last January I do believe. It was after they fixed the negative money glitch. *Darn Devs*
IMOBNEWS: Which money glitch are u referring to? The time change or negative cash?
A LOST KING: The time glitch was fixed within a week. It took them months before they fixed the negative one.
IMOBNEWS: What stats did you need to get to make top mob?
A LOST KING: Once the system got running, usually about 1000 in each area. Except banked money, that one was about 200 billion.
IMOBNEWS: What was the first crew you remember seeing?
A LOST KING: The crew of hackers – the WHI. We Hacked IMob
IMOBNEWS: Were you a member?
A LOST KING: No, at that time I just killed them.
IMOBNEWS: Who was their leader?
A LOST KING: They were all numbered an account example would be {WHI 1} So I would guess that number one was the leader
IMOBNEWS: So you never knew their real names?
A LOST KING: No, I think they all have left imob now though
IMOBNEWS: How strong were their hacks?
A LOST KING: Weak, legits flipped them in hours. There was no dat hacks yet. Those came about 2 weeks after plists
IMOBNEWS: What other crews were their?
A LOST KING: None, they were created much later. I wasn’t around when crews began.
IMOBNEWS: ok thank you for your time
A LOST KING: No problem 
IMOBNEWS: Would you like to conduct an interview sir?
TURTLE: sure
IMOBNEWS: When did you start imob?
TURTLE: in jan 09′
IMOBNEWS: When did you decide to hack?
TURTLE: I hacked in end of Feb when I noticed the leader boards were filled with hacks and I was being bullied by a hack and gave in to an easy way out. I regretted it ever since.
IMOBNEWS: You have been said to have reset over 100x with a different name. Any comment on that?
TURTLE: That’s true, I have over 500 times?
IMOBNEWS: You are currently a don of redrum. Before that you were the leader of AOD. When did you first join AOD and what factored into the merge with redrum?
TURTLE: my first crew was Redrum, I was in Redrum for about two weeks when I got locked out from the pal room When I couldnt get back in I informed Imob AA he said I was unban and didnt know why I was locked out…Pal was crazy back then. I then joined a crew called Heavy Hitterz and became a General there. Due to long story the crew disban and I along with other members of HH formed Angels of Darkness and was elected General. The boss Kimsodope appointed me underboss a little time later and after she retired appointed me boss.
IMOBNEWS: What about the merge back to redrum?
TURTLE: Well we were allies and we at war with a crew three times and defeated them all three times We worked very close almost as one crew And they lack of leaders to take the rein of Angels of Darkness left me no choice but to merge with Redrum. I was strain by doing the work alone having no one capable of taking over If I stepped down and i felt the membership needed to be in a good crew and offered all to come over to Redrum most came over some did not I help place several in good crews Imob AA wanted to make me an equal so he put forth in Redrum council that he along with True Blade and I be the Dons and that Redrum should accept a merger with AOD. The votes for both were unamious
I like the way Redrum works. we are truely democratic in many respect we respect each other and thats what I think keeps us as one. United We Stand Divided We Fall
IMOBNEWS: Redrum is one of the largest crews in imob how do you handel so many players?
TURTLE: we are the Largest! We have a good system with great ppl with leadership skills. Imob crew is run by two of the best leaders u can find BigBoy555 and Dr. Kenzokana, they are the bosses of Redrum Imob and in ROD we have Honey Empress and Arab Money,l ROD bosses and the best Dons to Supervise the Redrum Family in Imob AA and True Blade
IMOBNEWS: Is it true that redrum has a current crew of 200 and an alumni of over 900?
TURTLE: We treat everyone as a real family Thats what I belive keeps us a solid fighting force. somewhere around that yes
IMOBNEWS: Redrum has recentlly lost some top mobbers. Lip ripper disappeared, proud welsh recentlly left on undisclosed circumstances, and a few days ago jackass01992 left redrum joined arsenal the next day. What is your take on that?
TURTLE: ppl come and go they have their reasons we dont hold ppl to stay or hate them when they do they more than welcome back as many others are The few u have mention I personal am still friends with
IMOBNEWS: Only a few more questions sir?
TURTLE: no prob Im bored at work lol
IMOBNEWS: if you can chainkill anyone in imob who would it be?
TURTLE: I dont have an issue with anyone at the moment I actually get along with most ppl but…if a war is on or an issue arises against against my membership or redrum as a whole or when we designate someone through investigations as a bully or a racist we chain
IMOBNEWS: Ok final question. If you can take back one thing you did in imob what would it be?
TURTLE: actually its a tie Reseting and hacking. for the record Im not hacked anymore
IMOBNEWS: That is good. Anything you would like to add?
TURTLE: We here at Redrum welcome all who wants to be part of a family that fights racistl, bullies and foul mouths. I cant imagine being in another crew. Im glad to be associated with such a fine group of individuals that carry the Redrum banner. For all that wish to join our crew join on palringo room redrum and/or for ROD room redrum racing and check our webpage out www.redrumcrew.com a special shout out to Nick Angel for a great site he has done for us.
IMOBNEWS: Thank you for your patientce and cooperation sir
TURTLE: No prob Im still Awesome do a poll I bet Im the Awesomest in all godfather games lol
IMOBNEWS: Would you like to conduct an interview sir?
MJG: ANUDDA ONEZ?
IMOBNEWS: Yes sir.
MJG: AIGHT
IMOBNEWS: When did you first start imob?
MJG: OCTOBERZ ORZ SEPTEMEBRZ MIZE CODEZ STARTZ 273,
IMOBNEWS: When did you first hack?
MJG: AFTERZ BOUT A WEEK LATERZ UTUBED DAT SHIT
IMOBNEWS: When did you start being a bully?
MJG: IZE AINT A BULLY DIZ GAME BE BOUT MOBBIN I ON DA ATTAK WHY WAIT FO SUM FOOL TO STEP TOO U?
IMOBNEWS: Why is your name mean joe green?
MJG: MEAN JOE GREENE— IZE MEAN AND I MAKE DOZE ENDZZO MEAN JOE GREENE FITZ
IMOBNEWS: Why do you post porn in every pal room?
MJG: CUZ IT MAKEZ FOOLZ MAD PEEPZ CRY MO OVA DAT SOMETIMEZ MO DAN BEIN JACKED UP ON MOB
IMOBNEWS: There could be many young people in those rooms, do u ever think about that?
MJG: PARENTZ SHUDNT GIVE DERE KIDZ UNFETTERED INTERNET ACCESS BULEEVE DAT
IMOBNEWS: Do you have a girlfriend or wife?
MJG: IZE GOTZ MY SHAWTY GINA
IMOBNEWS: How long have you been with her?
MJG: 2YEARZ
IMOBNEWS: That’s nice.
MJG: YEAZ
IMOBNEWS: You have been in many beefs with multiple people. Care to elaborate on a few of those fights?
MJG: WUTZ BEEF? BEEF IZ WHEN U CANT ROLL OUT LEZZ DAN 20 DEEP BEEF IZ WHEN UZE GOTTA TAKE A GAT TA SLEEP DIZ BE A GAME IZE WILL MAKE IT HARD ON ANY OF DEEZ FOOLZ CUZ DEY SOFT LIKE JELLY
IMOBNEWS: Why do you talk with caps and extreme slang?
MJG: CUZ DATZ MY WAY UZE WANZA FOLLOW WEBSTERZ GO HEAD IZE MAKEZ MY OWN WAYZ
IMOBNEWS: Do u text like that?
MJG: DIZ BE TEXT AINTZ IT?
IMOBNEWS: On your phone I mean?
MJG: AHHH I FEELZ YA PENDZ DONTZ DO TOO MUCH….
IMOBNEWS: Ok only a few more questions.
MJG: AIGHT
IMOBNEWS: If you could chainkill anyone in imob right now who would it be?
MJG: GUD QUEZTION SCOOP
IMOBNEWS: Thanks.
MJG: IZE ALREDY CHAINED KHACKATURIAN SHE WUZ MY NUMBERZ ONE TARGET GUEZZ IDE ZAY SUMBODY UNREECHABLE LIKE ONE DEM FOOLZ ON BOTTOM O 9999 HOOLIGAN ORZ WEEDUCK
IMOBNEWS: Like obama sucks or jenny T?
MJG: OBAMA PLAYZ MOB??? NO FUKIN WAY NIGGA!!! IZE DONTZ BULEEVE DAT!!!! HHHAHA
IMOBNEWS: It’s a guys mob name.
MJG: AHH DONTZ KNOW….WEEDUCK DEN HE A RITE QWEER
IMOBNEWS: Is your real name Joe?
MJG: MY MAMA NAMEZ ME JOSEPH ZO YEA
IMOBNEWS: Ok final question, if you could take back one thing you did in imob what would it be?
MJG: NOT EDITIN MY WEAPONZ OUT
IMOBNEWS: Whys that?
MJG: I TOOK LOTZ A LOZZEZ CUZ I WILDNT SELL DEM DAM WEAPONZ ZO I FINALLY DELETED ALL OF EM STRONGER WIT NO WEAPONZ
IMOBNEWS: Are you a dat or plist?
MJG: DAT
IMOBNEWS: Ok thank you for your patience and cooperation?
MJG: AIGHT
IMOBNEWS: Respect mjg.
MJG: SHOUT OUT TA NURBITCH LATERZ
IMOBNEWS: Oh that reminds me is nur ur imob gf?
MJG: MY WUT? SHE MY BEZT FRIENDZ ON MOB
IMOBNEWS: Ok thank you.
hello imob news here, the site will be updated tomorrow with some new articles. I am looking for some good stories. so if you have any please let me know, find me in the michi room
