EXLCUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MEAN JOE GREENE!!!

IMOBNEWS: Would you like to conduct an interview sir?
MJG: ANUDDA ONEZ?
IMOBNEWS: Yes sir.
MJG: AIGHT
IMOBNEWS: When did you first start imob?
MJG: OCTOBERZ ORZ SEPTEMEBRZ MIZE CODEZ STARTZ 273,
IMOBNEWS: When did you first hack?
MJG: AFTERZ BOUT A WEEK LATERZ UTUBED DAT SHIT
IMOBNEWS: When did you start being a bully?
MJG: IZE AINT A BULLY DIZ GAME BE BOUT MOBBIN I ON DA ATTAK WHY WAIT FO SUM FOOL TO STEP TOO U?
IMOBNEWS: Why is your name mean joe green?
MJG: MEAN JOE GREENE— IZE MEAN AND I MAKE DOZE ENDZZO MEAN JOE GREENE FITZ
IMOBNEWS: Why do you post porn in every pal room?
MJG: CUZ IT MAKEZ FOOLZ MAD PEEPZ CRY MO OVA DAT SOMETIMEZ MO DAN BEIN JACKED UP ON MOB
IMOBNEWS: There could be many young people in those rooms, do u ever think about that?
MJG: PARENTZ SHUDNT GIVE DERE KIDZ UNFETTERED INTERNET ACCESS BULEEVE DAT
IMOBNEWS: Do you have a girlfriend or wife?
MJG: IZE GOTZ MY SHAWTY GINA
IMOBNEWS: How long have you been with her?
MJG: 2YEARZ 
IMOBNEWS: That’s nice.
MJG: YEAZ
IMOBNEWS: You have been in many beefs with multiple people. Care to elaborate on a few of those fights?
MJG: WUTZ BEEF? BEEF IZ WHEN U CANT ROLL OUT LEZZ DAN 20 DEEP BEEF IZ WHEN UZE GOTTA TAKE A GAT TA SLEEP DIZ BE A GAME IZE WILL MAKE IT HARD ON ANY OF DEEZ FOOLZ CUZ DEY SOFT LIKE JELLY
IMOBNEWS: Why do you talk with caps and extreme slang?
MJG: CUZ DATZ MY WAY UZE WANZA FOLLOW WEBSTERZ GO HEAD IZE MAKEZ MY OWN WAYZ
IMOBNEWS: Do u text like that?
MJG: DIZ BE TEXT AINTZ IT?
IMOBNEWS: On your phone I mean?
MJG: AHHH I FEELZ YA PENDZ DONTZ DO TOO MUCH….
IMOBNEWS: Ok only a few more questions.
MJG: AIGHT
IMOBNEWS: If you could chainkill anyone in imob right now who would it be?
MJG: GUD QUEZTION SCOOP
IMOBNEWS: Thanks.
MJG: IZE ALREDY CHAINED KHACKATURIAN SHE WUZ MY NUMBERZ ONE TARGET GUEZZ IDE ZAY SUMBODY UNREECHABLE LIKE ONE DEM FOOLZ ON BOTTOM O 9999 HOOLIGAN ORZ WEEDUCK
IMOBNEWS: Like obama sucks or jenny T?
MJG: OBAMA PLAYZ MOB??? NO FUKIN WAY NIGGA!!! IZE DONTZ BULEEVE DAT!!!! HHHAHA
IMOBNEWS: It’s a guys mob name.
MJG: AHH DONTZ KNOW….WEEDUCK DEN HE A RITE QWEER
IMOBNEWS: Is your real name Joe?
MJG: MY MAMA NAMEZ ME JOSEPH ZO YEA
IMOBNEWS: Ok final question, if you could take back one thing you did in imob what would it be?
MJG: NOT EDITIN MY WEAPONZ OUT
IMOBNEWS: Whys that?
MJG: I TOOK LOTZ A LOZZEZ CUZ I WILDNT SELL DEM DAM WEAPONZ ZO I FINALLY DELETED ALL OF EM STRONGER WIT NO WEAPONZ
IMOBNEWS: Are you a dat or plist?
MJG: DAT
IMOBNEWS: Ok thank you for your patience and cooperation?
MJG: AIGHT
IMOBNEWS: Respect mjg.
MJG: SHOUT OUT TA NURBITCH LATERZ
IMOBNEWS: Oh that reminds me is nur ur imob gf?
MJG: MY WUT? SHE MY BEZT FRIENDZ ON MOB
IMOBNEWS: Ok thank you.