EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MICHI”S MOM?????

IMOBNEWS: Hello would you like to do an interview?

MEAN MICHI MOM: Sure, would be great.

IMOBNEWS: So why does Michi hate his mom so much

MEAN MICHI MOM: He actually loves his mom and I love him.

IMOBNEWS: Does Michi’s mom paly imob?

MEAN MICHI MOM: No.

IMOBNEWS: So why does Michi’s mom go on pal?

MEAN MICHI MOM: To tell him to do his chores.

IMOBNEWS: Do you have any naked baby pictures of Michi?

MEAN MICHI MOM: For Michi’s sake, I will not say.

IMOBNEWS: Ok. So what was Michi like as a kid?

MEAN MICHI MOM: Is this all?  I need to clean Michi’s drawers…

Michi started out as a good little kid

IMOBNEWS: And then what?

MEAN MICHI MOM: And as he grew up, he turned into a rebellious gangster we all love and respect

IMOBNEWS: So does he still live with his mom?

MEAN MICHI MOM: Yes and no. I come over weekly to make sure he is doing all good, but my little baby can support himself just fine.

IMOBNEWS: Ok final question. Is this coltz?

MEAN MICHI MOM: No, I am MEAN MICHI MOM

If any of you little gangsters claim to know who it is, it is not true.

IMOBNEWS: Ok thank you for your time Michi’s mom.

MEAN MICHI MOM: I exist only to bully, and protect Michi.

Thank you interview person, I now have to clean Michi’s drawers. Goodbye.

IMOBNEWS: Goodbye much respect.

MEAN MICHI MOM: Much respect to you.

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